Unfiltered Story #117850

I’m picking a friend up from work and storm and there is a feisty sea gull threatening my life. After getting by him I storm into the store. I ask for the manager as angrily as I can.

Manager: Good afternoon ma’am how can I help you today?
Me (angrily):I was attacked by a bird in your parking lot! I demand compensation!
Manger: I’m sorry but there is nothing I can do about the wildlife.
Me: (with a smile) I know, I just wanted to let you know in case you needed something hilarious to watch on the security feeds to brighten your day.

My friend said they saved the clip and watch it when they need a laugh.