Unfiltered Story #117791

, | Unfiltered | July 31, 2018

(I am stocking bacon in our cooler. A customer approaches but hangs back a little, hesitantly)
Me: Would you like in here?
Customer: Oh, yes please! Thank you.
(He puts about five packages of peameal style bacon in his cart. As he is about to walk away he pauses and looks back at me with a huge grin.)
Customer: I’m a peam-alien. (walks away)
Me: Oh, well done, Sir.