Unfiltered Story #116474

(My boyfriend and I are working from home. I have been trying to hurry him
up so we can go shower together. At this point, I’m lying on the couch, he’s
sitting on top of me, his laptop on the armrest of the couch.)

*Boyfriend grabs my boob*
Me: “What, forgot your mouse?”
*Boyfriend ‘moves’ and then triple taps my boob*
Boyfriend: “Select line! Select! This mouse is faulty.”
Me: “Have you heard of Not Always Romantic.com?”
Boyfriend: “No?”
Me: “You’re about to become internet famous.”