Unfiltered Story #116462

I work in a large fast-food chain, and have worked for them for nearly six years.

Lady: I’d like a three-meat sandwich.
Me: I’m afraid we don’t have any sandwich by that name.
Lady: Do you not sell it any more?
Me: Do you possibly mean the club sandwich? That has three meats, turkey, ham and beef.
Lady: No. You mustn’t sell it any more. This is turkey, beef and pepperoni.
Me: Well as far as I know we haven’t had that since I started working for the company. But I can make it up for you, but I’ll have to do a beef with extra meats so the pricing might be higher than you were expecting. I can check it before I start making it though.
Lady: No, you must have just taken it off the menu.
(Walks off)