Unfiltered Story #116436

(I was the customer. After ordering lunch, I was waiting for my food nearby the counter while making small talk with one of the staff members. Suddenly, a Chinese tourist who most definitely came after me bolted to the counter.)

Random Tourist: (Poking the burger) THIS ISN’T WHAT I ORDERED! (Poke) I SAID NO CHEESE! (Poke) WHY IS THERE CHEESE?

Nice staff member: … Because that isn’t your burger, sir.