Unfiltered Story #115382

(I work in a busy travel claims department and we communicate with customers by phone post and email. In order to pay a claim we ask for the sort code and account number of their UK banking account. We’ve emailed a customer asking to send their bank details. They respond with the details.)

Customer: “I don’t like having my bank details on the Internet so please destroy it immediately.”

Me: *to coworker* “They want us to destroy the Internet immediately.”

Coworker: “Kablam boom bang. It’s gone.”

(We laughed for a long while.)