Unfiltered Story #115149

*our store has large windows along the front and back of the store. This happened just after I listened to a man berate his wife for buying books because “only an idiot would pay to read what they could watch on tv.” He comes storming down the main isle, goes to the right of the alarm sensor and starts pushing on the window. He pushes for a long time and even starts hitting and throwing himself into it. I,of course go closer to watch. Finally he sees me staring*
Customer: “WHAT THE H*** IS WRONG WITH YOUR G**D*** DOOR? IT WON’T OPEN! IS IT BROKEN?”
Me: “Well that’s a window.”
Customer: “HOW THE H** WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?”
Me: “The windows don’t even go all the way to the floor and the doors have handles.”
Customer:*now calmer and obviously embarrassed* “well if you saw that then why didn’t you say anything?”
Me: “If you saw yourself, would you?”