Unfiltered Story #114605

My friends and I are the customers in this story. We are tourists from Australia visiting the theme parks in Florida. One of my friends is notorious for either not listening or just not hearing what you say to him.

Friend: I’ll have the burger

Waitress: And how would you like that cooked?

Friend: *clearly not listening* uhhhh, no

Waitress: *total dumbfounded look at me and my other friend*

Waitress: I’ve had customers who don’t speak any English at all and even they have never given such a ridiculous response.

Friend 2 and I: *hysterical laughter*

We ended up leaving that waitress a massive tip, she was so hilarious and put up with our antics better than anyone could have!