Unfiltered Story #113870

I’m working at a well known home improvement store this day. I’m working the customer service desk when this call comes in.

Me: Thank you for calling [Company name] how may I direct your call?

Caller: Got any jelly beans?

Me: No, we don’t sell any jelly beans. May I direct your call somewhere else?

Caller: Moova Doova

Me: Huh? Who is this?

(At this point I’m thinking it is one of my coworkers at the store or someone who knows me)

Caller: Moova Doova. You have my jelly beans.

After a brief pause they hung up.