Unfiltered Story #113850

| Unfiltered | June 7, 2018

(This takes place shortly after Black Friday. I have been having an awful day dealing with customers who still want a sale that we are no longer holding, and cleaning up the mess one particularly unruly customer left in the dressing rooms. I’m thinking that things couldn’t get much worse, when, almost as if on cue, I hear yelling from out in the store proper)

Girl #1: Stop it! Stop, I don’t want to see that thing!

(I hurry out, steeling myself against whatever fresh horrors might await me. Girl #1 and Girl #2 standing by the checkout. Girl #2 is holding the edge of her skirt)

Me: What’s going on here? Do I need to call security?

Girl #1: She… she keeps showing me her… her… *whispering* her vagina!

Me: *shocked* I… I uh-

(Girl #2 makes as if to lift her skirt, and I shield my eyes, only to find her holding a sticker up which says, in large letters “vagina.” I stare for a moment, then turn away, laughing despite myself. The two girls run off, giggling. Despite being juvenile and wholly inappropriate, their little prank did cheer me up a little bit!)