Unfiltered Story #113828

(I work as an outside line cook for the PA renaissance faire.  this means i get to interact with the customers.  A rather well-endowed lady came to the counter and ordered a half rack of ribs.)

Customer: You know, you can give me a full rack, if you want…

Me: Lady, you already got a full rack.

(Then she told her 7 foot tall, bodybuilding husband.  I’m only alive now because he thought it was funny too.)