Unfiltered Story #113828
(I work as an outside line cook for the PA renaissance faire. this means i get to interact with the customers. A rather well-endowed lady came to the counter and ordered a half rack of ribs.)
Customer: You know, you can give me a full rack, if you want…
Me: Lady, you already got a full rack.
(Then she told her 7 foot tall, bodybuilding husband. I’m only alive now because he thought it was funny too.)