Unfiltered Story #113065

, , | Unfiltered | May 27, 2018

(Our theatre opens directly onto the street, and I’m cleaning the huge windows with a long squeegee. An elderly lady approaches the building)

Lady: *chirpily* “You’re getting fat!”

(I’m briefly taken aback)

Lady: *a moment of confusion flitters across her face before it drops to horror and she rushes to correct herself* Fit! Fit! You’re getting Fit!