Unfiltered Story #110930

(I check in a guy, and within five minutes of him being in the room he calls the front desk.)

Me: “Front desk this is—”

Guest: “There is no television.”

Me: “There is no TV, sir?

Guest: “No.”

Me: “Would you like me to move you to another room?”

Guest: “Well, I’m already here. The TV is black.”

Me: “So there is a TV?”

Guest: “Yes… it’s just black.”

Me: “Let me help you with that.”

Guest: (hang up after being help.)

Me: ummm okay.