Unfiltered Story #110924

, , | Unfiltered | May 17, 2018

(My wife and I are at the concessions stand of a movie theater. They have two sizes of bottled water, and one size in different brand which we’ll call “Clever Water.”)

Wife: “…and a water for me.”

Cashier: “Small, large, or Clever?”

Wife: “Clever? Oh wait, I see. How big is a large?”

Cashier: “They’re over there.”

Wife: “Oh, that’s huge. I’ll just have a regular.”

Me: Sweetie, she offered small, large, and Clever, and you asked for a regular. Are you trying to end up on Not Always Right?”