11 Stories About Customers Who Absolutely Hate To Read

| Right | December 13, 2020

Dear readers,

The very fact that we call you readers means you must enjoy reading, and if you don’t, what are you doing on a text-based story site? Sadly, there are many customers out there that hate reading so much that they won’t even read a sign, let alone a full book or movie subtitles.

We’ve rounded up eleven stories about customers that caused trouble because of their sheer stubbornness about refusing to read. We can say whatever we want about them here; it’s not like they’re going to read it!

 

I’m So Smrt, I Dn’t Hve To Raed – EVERY letter in a word is important.

It’s A Small (100% English Speaking) World – Subtitles aren’t for everyone, I guess.

How Do These People Remember How To Breathe? – Books aren’t just props, you know.

Has Too Much Four-sight – At least this one seems to know they did a stupid.

Getting Pea’d Off Is A Bad Sign – Maybe if we stapled the sign to your forehead…

Quite Dim At Sums – Do stoplights also confuse you?

Manly Beers Are Truly Cosmopolitan – If you think fruit beers are for pansies, what does that make mojitos?

Judging By Their Cover – Oh, sure. We’re the weird ones.

The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 2 – At least with the movies you get to hear some pretty rad music.

Trying To Re-Coup Losses – Hits from the comments: “Then, what, may I ask, is a ‘range chicken’?”

Never Judge A DVD By Its Cover – I think you’d be hard-pressed to find a movie that’s not based on a book these days.

 

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers who refuse to read! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

23 Funny Stories About Bookstore Employees And Their Terrible Customers

 

23 Times Customers Were So Bad You Could Make A Movie About It

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