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11 More Stories About People Who Are Terrible With Geography!

| Right | November 21, 2020

Dear readers,

There must be a lot of lost customers out there, because it seems our first roundup about the geographically-challenged wasn’t enough; we’ve unearthed even more! We didn’t think it could get much worse but, well… see for yourselves!

Please don’t get lost with these eleven stories of even more customers who are terrible with geography!


No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 5 – What on Earth (haha!) do you think the word “zone” implies?

Yukon See It On A Map, Part 3 – “Funny, I don’t remember buying this really big hat.” – The USA

No Vocation For Location, Part 2 – Not if you teleport everywhere like I do!

He Who Warps The Fabric Of Space – Maybe they just have a broader definition of “local.”

Giving The French Stick – Memphis, Tennessee, or Memphis, Egypt? Kingston, New York, or Kingston, Jamaica?

How To Austra-cize Common Sense – Hits from the comments: “B****, you’re the one who didn’t know which country you were in!”

Adapt Your Knowledge Or Become Incontinent – You can bless the rains down in Africa, but they won’t bless you back.

It Would Explain Canada’s Lack Of Sun – I know we ask this a lot, but what are they teaching people in schools these days?!

Bison Wings Has An Interesting Ring To It – Aren’t buffalo and bison two different animals?

My, Aren’t We Feeling Ethnocentric Today? – Maybe just stick with Google Earth.

Maine, Mars, Same Difference – There is so much wrong here we don’t even know where to start.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about yet more customers who are terrible with geography! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

13 Funny True Stories About Tourists Who Have Absolutely No Clue


13 Customers Who Are Very Bad With Geography

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