11 More Hilarious Stories About Customers Who Don’t Understand Science!

Dear readers, 

From lacking an understanding of basic scientific principles to making impossible demands that defy physics, the customers of Not Always Right are truly worthy of some kind of study. To help future scientists who are tasked with looking back and figuring out why customers are the way they are, we’ve rounded up another eleven hilarious stories about customers who don’t quite get science, to complement the first round of stories we shared with you before!

Please enjoy these stories and try not to let your IQ drop while reading them:

Water You, Stupid – Their brain is seriously dehydrated.

Looking Forward To Backward Logic – Maybe they’re talking about the Upside Down?

What You [Don’t] See Is What You Get – Please be a dad joke… please be a dad joke… please be–

The Flesh Is Bright But The Mind Is Dimming – When the entirety of your scientific knowledge comes from cartoons.

Solar Spaciness – To be fair, England doesn’t actually get any sunlight…

It’s A Miracle She’s Still On The Ground… – We’re willing to explain to you how helium works but we want to do it with the chipmunk voice.

Three Obsessive Compulsives And One Oedipus Complex To Go – But doing science is haaaaaard!

Your Argument Doesn’t Hold Water – Yet another grown human unaware of what 70% of the surface of the Earth is made up of.

It Was A Love/Hate/Poison Relationship – Science trumps siblings!

We Want Your Braaaiiins – The eyes are open but the brain is very much asleep.

Science, Stripped Down To A Soundbite – That’s just some fancy word for water.

We hope you enjoyed this Customers-Who-Don’t-Understand-Science-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

23 Hilarious Stories About Customers Versus Mother Nature

10 Hilarious Stories Of Customers Who Don’t Understand Science