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11 Grand Stories About Garlicky Gaffes And Bulby Blunders!

| Right | April 19, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is National Garlic Day! Everyone who loves garlic knows that you don’t use a recipe to determine how much garlic to use. You measure that stuff with your heart.

In honor of this powerful, pungent little bulb, we’ve dug into our archives and harvested eleven stories about garlic!


Got That Gar-Licked – We hope they use the same vampire deterrents in Germany as they do elsewhere!

Getting To The Garlic Sauce Of Her Problem, Part 2 – Maybe they thought the customer was a vampire?

Sucks If You’re A Gay Vampire – Okay, that sounds delicious, despite the awkward name.

No Such Thing As Too Much Garlic – This poor server has probably been burned before.

That’s Been Gar-Licked – Hits from the comments: “I’m not understanding the concept. ‘Too much garlic’? What does that mean?”

French Frites – I’d definitely rather have garlic kisses than the other option here.

Needs An Urban Remedy – Hits from the comments: “Urban garlic. The bulb from da Bronx. The clove ya drive ovah.”

Jarringly Fresh – It’s almost like words have no meaning.

Burn Me Twice, Flame On Me – Relatable. Stupid, but relatable.

Vampire Hunting For Beginners – GARLIC ABUSE. GARLIC ABUSE!

Got That Reading The Packaging Thing (Gar)Licked – Always check the packaging. Always.


We hope you enjoyed this Garlic-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

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10 Mixed-Up Stories About Margaritas!