Unfiltered Story #109703

, | Unfiltered | May 7, 2018

I was called to a crash in which a man had driven off a straight road into the living room of someone’s house, several hundred yards off the roadway. The car was full of beer, and the driver has clearly had plenty of it.

Me: “So Mr. (Driver), what happened?”

Driver: “They parked their **** trailer home halfway in the **** road, that’s what”

I look at the road, at him, at the brick house, (not a trailer) and at him again.

Driver: “Look, man, I may have had a little to drink.”

Me: “How much would you say is a little?”

Driver: “Enough to be over the **** legal limit.”

Me: “Fair enough.”

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