Unfiltered Story #109669

| Unfiltered | May 3, 2018

(I just ordered pizza and the pizza dude came to my door)

Me: Hello!
Pizza Dude: Oh, you have cats?
Me: Yes?
Pizza dude: do you keep them inside when its winter? (Talking in a witch-ish voice)
Me:  Of course!
Pizza Dude: Do you feed them nice because i will kill you if you don’t feed them right!!
Me: Okay. Can I my pizza now?
Pizza Dude: NO! YOU STAY RIGHT HERE AND I WANT TO KNOW THAT YOUR CATS ARE FINE!
Me: GOSH DANG IT. I WILL LEAVE YOU OUTSIDE AND NOT FEED YOU AND GIVE ME MY PIZZA!!
(Pizza Dude hands over the pizza red as a tomato)

(Later on he wrote me a sorry  letter and gave me $10)