Unfiltered Story #109667

Me: (Answering the phone) “Good afternoon, thank you for calling *Name of Craft Store*. How can I help you?”
Customer: (Difficult to understand due to lots of noise in the background) “Do you sell donuts?”
Me: *Thinking I misheard* “I’m sorry. Do we sell what?”
Customer: “Do you sell donuts there?”
Me: “No, ma’am. We’re a craft store.”
Customer: “My friend told me you’re a bakery type place and that you sell donuts with glaze.”
Me: “No, ma’am. We don’t sell donuts.”
Customer: “Well, my friend said you sell donuts and insists on getting a glazed donut from your store!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we have NEVER sold donuts. Your friend is mistaken.”
Customer: *Yelling at someone in the background* “Hey! Shut the f*** up! I can’t hear anythi-” *suddenly hangs up*