Unfiltered Story #109649

I had been working in that lingerie shop for about a year when that couple walked in. Couples in their fifties usually are the best, especially the naughty, funny ones that crack sex jokes with us. This time, my coworker served the lady, and when they came to pay, the gentleman asked for another bag. Conversation went something like this.
Customer:  Can I have another bag, for my newspaper?
Me: Mmmmmh…
Customer: I can pay!
Me:I only accept ice cream!
Customer: What flavor?
Me:Chocolate!

They went out and I laughed about it with my coworker…until the customer came back two minutes later with a gigantic grin on his face and a chocolate ice cream cone in his hand. This was a pretty cool breakfast.