Unfiltered Story #109374

, , | Unfiltered | April 27, 2018

(My boyfriend works in a rehab facility for teens with either psych issues, substance abuse issues, or both. This particular client is there for drug related problems)

Client: *jokingly* Well I guess I’ll just go kill myself then!

(He walks away, pauses, then turns back to my boyfriend)

Client: Don’t chart that. I was just joking, I swear.

Boyfriend: Ehhh… technically I’m supposed to, but I know you’re not suicidal so I’ll let it slide.

Client: Jesus, thank you. I forgot you actually have kids like that here – I don’t wanna be here any longer than I have to!