Unfiltered Story #109338

(My husband has recently joined me on the couch while I’m watching TV. I’m watching a home improvement show that he has no interest in personally.)

Me: “I know you don’t really like this show, but it’s almost done.”

Husband: “It’s fine.”

(I shift around to find the remote and move it well out of his reach.)

Husband: *while laughing* “That is the rudest thing I think you’ve ever done.”