Unfiltered Story #108251

, | Unfiltered | April 5, 2018

(Our phone number is very similar to several local businesses, including a hairdresser and a pharmacy, so we get a lot of wrong number calls. I don’t usually mind – when I answer the phone, people usually uncertainly ask if I’m the store they are looking for, and I let them know what they meant to dial. However, early one morning…)

Me: *answering phone, half asleep* Hello?

Caller: *cheerily* Hi! Do you have any breast pumps in?

Me: *still groggy* Uh… I’m not sure where you think you’ve called but this is my home…

Caller: *laughing* Oh, sorry! You’re not [pharmacy]… You don’t have any then?

Me: Nope, but [pharmacy] might! Good luck!