Unfiltered Story #108231

(I’m at the store to upgrade my phone. I’ve worked retail for seven years and have always had a bit of a twisted sense of humor. The associate and I are making idle conversation about retail and the upcoming Black Friday weekend.)

Associate: “So what’s your Black Friday plan of action to deal with it?”

Me: *without skipping a beat and completely deadpan* “Killing myself.”

Associate: “…soo, we’ve got these great phone cases.”