Unfiltered Story #107397

Teacher: *showing fantasy maps turned in without names* “And here is the Map of Uncharted Islands. Whose is it?”

Me: “Wait, but if it’s a Map of the Uncharted islands…”

Classmate #1: *catching on* “…then they’re Charted Islands.”

Classmate #2: “Oxymoron islands.”

Teacher: (Joking) “This ain’t no oxymoron.”

(He was a great teacher. Once, he gave me part of his clementine, because he had already eaten five and I was hungry.)