Unfiltered Story #105956

(Was working out in the gym. There were two ladies on exercise bikes and one guy seemed a little too interested.)

*guy approaches two women working out, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready*

Woman 1: UH you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.

Guy: *looks horrified. leaves.*

Woman 2: OMG… did you really?

Woman 1: Psh. No.