Unfiltered Story #105928

I was working as a burger flipper / petrol pump assistant in a tiny tourist town on the Great Ocean Road when a terribly rude American tourist asked me the following. Note: Hobart is the capital city in Tasmania, the island State at the bottom of Australia.

Tourist: Excuse me ma’am, could you tell me what is the best time to catch a flight to Hobart?

Me: Well, that depends, when do you need to arrive?

Tourist, suddenly and unexpectedly yelling: Don’t play games with me young lady, I’m not a stupid tourist you know!

Me: ?

Tourist: I KNOW that Tasmania rotates, so it must be cheaper to fly at certain times of day when Hobart is closer to the mainland.

Me: ?!

Tourist: Well? I haven’t got all day.

Me: *speechless*