Unfiltered Story #105422

, , | Unfiltered | February 14, 2018

(I’m working the closing shift. It’s 8:15 pm and I’ve already cleaned out the hot case. A customer comes by…)

Me: “Hello.”

Customer: “Where are your chicken tenders?”

Me: “Flown the coop.”

(The customer leaves. Two dark cases with no food in them; of course there’s plenty of food.)

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