Unfiltered Story #104911

, | Unfiltered | February 3, 2018

I’m working the cash register, and a man passes by my register. He’s not coming from the direction of the front doors, but he is staring at me, and so I assume that perhaps he needs something.

Me: “Hello, may I help you?”

The man says nothing, continuing to walk slowly and stare at me.

Me: “…is there something I can help you with?”

At this point, he says something that I didn’t hear thanks to the busy restaurant.

Me: “I’m sorry, what was that?”

The man then proceeds to come closer, stare me right in the eye, and say “I was going to go pee” so vehemently that some spittle comes out of his mouth.

I ignore the spittle and start giving him directions to the restroom, when he interrupts with this gem:

“I thought I knew the way, but apparently you have to give me directions. But go on, keep giving people directions that they don’t need, that’s fine!”

What I wanted to say, but didn’t, is “If you didn’t need any help finding the restroom, why were you staring at me in the first place???”

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