Unfiltered Story #104557

Me: “Hi, welcome to [fast food restaurant]; what can I get you?”

Customer: “I want the [discontinued sandwich].”

Me: “Oh, I’m really sorry, we actually don’t have that anymore—”

Customer: “WHAT!? I can’t believe this! I’m going to sue you! You can’t just stop serving things!”

Me: “Uh…”

Customer: *drives around to the window* “You better start giving me a BUNCH of free food! I’m calling my lawyer! This is an outrage!”

Me: *slowly closes the drive thru window as the guy continues to yell about how he’s going to sue the crap out of us for running out of a limite-time promotion* “Well. That just happened.”