Unfiltered Story #103654

Me: “Hi, there, what can I get for you today?”

Customer: “Yes I’d like the Subway.”

(It’s the night shift and I figured either she was tired or I was.)

Me: “The Subway?”

Customer: “Yes, yes the Subway!”

Me: “Do you… mean the Subway Melt?”

Customer: “Yes! You can’t hear me or something? You need to get your hearing check.”