Unfiltered Story #102054

(Late night closing at my gas station and a regular customer walks in)

Me: Hello, how are you doing tonighg?

(Customer walks right past me to the pop machine)

Me (under my breath):okay then…

(Customer walks up to the counter with a pop and he is looking at my head since it was dyed blue but fading to green)

Me: Is that gonna be it?

Customer: So when did you decide to let a leprechaun wipe his ass on your head?