Unfiltered Story #101654
(I’m at Urgent Care because I suspect I have a bladder infection, and my regular doctor is on vacation. I’m in my 20’s and female. A few years ago, I was diagnosed with some “female” problems that require a specific type of medication. The doctor has just come back in with my test results.)
Doctor: Well, it’s not an infection. Tests are negative.
Me: I’m having all the symptoms of a bladder infection. Is there something else that could be causing it?
Doctor: Are you pregnant?
(I can’t help myself: I bust out laughing. The doctor raises an eyebrow.)
Me: Ah, sorry. It would be the immaculate conception, if you know what I’m saying.
(My regular doctor always laughs at that joke. This doctor frowns at me.)
Doctor: *in a snotty tone* Well, you COULD be. It’s not impossible, you know.
Me: Let me put it this way: I’m a virgin. Technically impossible.
Doctor: Yeah? It says on your chart that you take birth control. What do you need that for, if you’re a virgin?
Me: Because my periods are horrific without it!! Not everyone takes birth control just to have sex!
(There was no more talk of pregnancy after that. I was diagnosed with a stomach virus. Next time, I’ll wait until my regular doctor comes back. Yikes!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?