Unfiltered Story #100588

(I am calling an old client to confirm an address for a check to be sent. Note that it has been over a year since we last spoke with them. The phone rings once before a long beep and a man’s voice answers, incoherent at first. When I can finally make it out…)
Voice: …commune with the dead. if you would like to seek guidance on communing with the dead, you should-
(I hung up immediately)