Unfiltered Story #100115

(At the company I work for, we get emails sent out at the end of each day letting us know about coworkers who have gotten engaged, resigned, promoted, etc. We also have a mentoring program for our first year, and many of us keep in touch with our mentors after the year ends.)

Coworker: *after receiving an email about her mentor giving birth* Oh! I didn’t know she was pregnant!

Me: I mean… she’s not anymore!