Unfiltered Story #100022

(In my sophomore year, my school ended up having to hire a new teacher for all of the chemistry honors classes. This happened during our first class with her at the beginning of the year. I should also note that my high school is ranked in the top 5 for education in my state.)

Teacher: …And that’s the syllabus! Now I have something to blow your minds.

(She walks to the board and draws a cube looking really excited)

Teacher: Length times width times height is equal to volume. Isn’t that amazing?

Class: …

(Thankfully she got a lot better as the year went on!)