10 Typewritten Stories About Handwriting!

Dear readers,

It’s every American’s favorite holiday: National Handwriting Day! I’m kidding. I’m pretty sure no one even knows this day exists. But it does! Do people even handwrite things anymore? I used to work as an assistant for a middle school teacher, reading essays and entering grades. One year, she told me she no longer needed my services because everything was now submitted online via school-issued tablets. And that was years before the world’s current weirdness necessitated distanced learning.

My handwriting is merely decent at the best of times, and an illegible disaster at the worst of times. Luckily, this roundup of 10 stories about handwriting is all nice and typed for your easy reading pleasure!

Writing Off Their Handwriting – We love a good simile.

This List Is Full Of Hot Air – Well, when they say, “Never trust a fart…”

Don’t Take Their Word For It – Some people are gifted in bulls***. Really gifted.

Happiness Is All In The Wrist – Hits from the comments: “That was a handy retort.”

Don’t Take This Heart To Heart – We’d be remiss if we didn’t make a “Four for you, Glen Coco!” reference here.

Get A Handle On The Writing – You still had homework? This is a gross injustice.

A Signature Reason Why The Economy Is Failing – Sometimes it feels like nothing is safe anymore.

The Handwriting’s On The Wall – I just remembered that I went through a phase where I dotted my I’s with hearts. *Shudder*

And A Pound Of Pronunciation, Please – Hits from the comments: “What I want more than anything is to have any inkling of what they actually said.”

Sadly, We Know This Type Of Teacher – This story fills me with incoherent rage.

We hope you enjoyed this handwriting-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

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