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10 Times Customers Were Raging Hypocrites!

| Right | August 3, 2021

Dear readers,

Customers contradicting themselves is pretty much par for the course on this website. But those who completely defy their own values, often within the same interaction, deserve a special shout-out!

We’ve rounded up ten stories from the archives about the most hypocritical customers on Not Always Right!


Do As I Yell, Not As I Do – Not just a hypocrite, but a stupid one.

A Bag Of Chipocrisy – But you don’t know where that’s been! Or whose dirty hands have been in it! GROSS!

Do As I Say, Not As I Play – Employees. Are. Not. Your. Babysitters.

Tickled Black – Hopefully, this stupidity is just a phase.

Simultaneously Fighting And Financing The Man – Who are these “clever” people and why aren’t you bothering them instead of us?

Fun With Hypocrites – He repels information like the wrong side of a magnet.

A Little Thing Called Responsibility – “Obeying all the traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto V…”

Righteousness And Hyprocisy, Sitting In A Tree – Where did they think their pork chops were coming from?!

How About A Side Of Hypocrisy – Poetic hits from the comments: “I’m Vegan when I please/So I don’t want no cheese/And when you call me out on it/I’ll scream at you with ease.”

The Dead Speak … And Book Hotel Rooms, Too – Sounds like her husband won’t be alone in that cozy room in Hell.


We hope you enjoyed this Hypocritical-Customers-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

10 Customers Who Lied About Their Health To Get Ahead


10 Terrible Customers Who Absolutely Will Die On This Hill

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