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10 Tasty Stories About Customers And Cheese!

| Right | August 5, 2022

Dear readers,

I’m hungry, so I decided to make a roundup about cheese. Who doesn’t love cheese? My cat, Kif, would gladly sell me out for a single morsel of cheddar. (This is a very rare treat for him; I totally relate to his passion for cheese, but I also care about his health, and he’s a Chonky Boy as it is.) Even many lactose intolerant people will gladly suffer gastrointestinal distress for a well-cheesed pizza or a gooey bowl of macaroni and cheese. (I’m definitely speaking from experience here.)

Before I start drooling on my keyboard, let’s get on with the roundup! Here are 10 tasty stories from our archive about customers and cheese!


A Hole In His Logic, Among Other Things – Technically, that means you got more cheese! You win!

In The Name Of All That Is Cheesy – What we’re getting from this is… no feta on one side?

Variety Is The Vice Of Life – There’s something to be said for a customer who knows exactly what they want.

Cutting The Cheese 101 Has A Nice Air To It – People like this are the freaking worst.

When Intelligence Just Melts Away – I mean, they all melt to some extent…

A Cheese By Any Other Name – Hits from the comments: “¿Qué es eso? Eso es queso.”

Captain Obvious Throws In The Towel – Can’t she just peel it off?

Throw In A Chilean For Some Kick – Too many Soylent Green jokes… Can’t choose…

Easily Cheesed Off – I definitely would’ve given her the most expensive half-pound of cheddar the store had.

Not Quite As Fast As A Fox In A Fire – This one is barely cheese-related, but it gave me a giggle that was too good not to share! Also, this Hit from the comments: “In terms of privacy, the superior browser… but still not as popular as Gruyere Crumb.”


We hope you enjoyed this Cheese-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

10 Cheesy Stories About The World’s Most Perfect Snack: Nachos


12 Savory Stories About Soup!

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