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10 Tales From The Barista About Terrible Coffee Store Customers

| Right | January 12, 2021

Dear readers,

Baristas hold vast amounts of caffeine-based knowledge in their heads, from knowing the difference between many types of coffee beans to helping customers produce their monstrously obnoxious coffee orders. (Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato anybody?)

Adding to this workload are the ignorant customers in the following roundup, from those who have no idea what kind of coffee they’re ordering to not knowing what coffee actually is. You might need some caffeine after this!


Stop Bean Stupid – I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve said this: why do people keep ordering things if they don’t know what they are?!

Coffee Can Cause Great Dis-Stain – Maybe you should’ve sent your husband.

Cup Is Half Full, Brain Is Sadly Not – It probably has to do with density, but this customer is dense enough.

Like Two Beans In A Pod – If you don’t actually drink coffee, sure.

Peppering The Truth With Lies – Hits from the comments: “Well then, spearmint tea must have real spears in it.”

When Coffee Tastes Are Too Well Grounded – As long as it comes from the Vanilla region in France; otherwise, it’s just sparkling stupid.

May We Suggest The Decaf – If you’re gonna be picky, you also have to be patient.

Stir, Yes, Sir! – Well, at least they were clear.

Espresso Yourself Can Cause A Latte Problems – Why would you do that?!

If The Brew Fits… – We’re not sure if this customer is undercaffeinated or just skipped that toy with the blocks you put through the holes as a kid.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about ignorant coffee shop customers! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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