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10 Stories Proving A Day At The Beach Isn’t Always A Day At The Beach!

| Right | August 30, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is National Beach Day in the US! This seven-year-old holiday is intended to bring awareness to the beauty of beaches and the need to keep them clean for the enjoyment of our fellow humans and for the safety of wildlife.

A day at the beach is usually pretty relaxing, if you have plenty of sunscreen and don’t mind sand. But the people in these stories aren’t necessarily having the best time at the beach. Lay down a towel and enjoy these 10 stories from our archives!

 

Their Demands Are Making Waves – Hits from the comments: “If your earring didn’t have the Heart of Te Fiti fitted on it, I guarantee the ocean won’t give it back.”

There’s Something Fishy About This Place – This is kind of funny, but mostly we’re just concerned.

A Life-Guarded Sense Of Self – Um, not to be a downer, but people drown in America all the time.

Nature: Not OSHA Compliant – I’m really curious how she expects them to accomplish that.

A Shrimpy Life Span – It’s the cirrrrrcle of liiiiiife…

Hawaii Five-OMG! – People who wouldn’t survive the apocalypse, party of one.

Little White Sand Lies – Mr. Beach doesn’t mind as long as you pick up your trash.

With Waves Of Rainbows And Sprays Of Glitter – Even the beaches aren’t safe from… the gays.

The Lack Of A Sign Was A Bad Sign – Why have a sign about leashing dogs if they’re not allowed in the first place?!

Swept Away By Those Words – This is so sweet, I kind of want to print it out and put it on my wall.

 

We hope you enjoyed this Beach-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

23 Hilarious Stories About Customers Versus Mother Nature

 

10 Stinging Stories About Sunburns, Sunscreen, And Summer Fun!