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10 Stories About Toilet Paper You Won’t Want To Flush!

| Right | August 26, 2021

Dear readers,

You’ll never guess what “national holiday” is today. Go ahead, try and guess. I’ll wait.

IT’S NATIONAL TOILET PAPER DAY (US)! I know, I know. I’m excited, too! The panic buying of last year gave us all a much deeper appreciation for a nice, plush roll of toilet paper. (Or a bidet. You do you.)

In honor of our favorite cottony commodity, we’ve rounded up 10 stories from our archives about toilet paper!

 

Her Facebook Is Going Down The Toilet (Paper) – Hits from the comments: “And I thought people who Instagram every meal they have were weird.”

Best To Just Roll With It – I just want to know where they stored all of those rolls!

The Type Of Wipe Can Make One Gripe – Time to start carrying tissues or something.

A Roll Rehearsal Before Bowel Reversal – OOF. Time to order takeout.

Cleaning The House Religiously – How how the toilets have turned. Uh, I mean tables.

Drawer-ing Conclusions – People do have breaks, you know.

Weird Conversation Wipe-Out – This is so romantic!

Clogged By Her Own Entitlement – Even for two dollars, that toilet paper’s still cheaper than a plumber!

Time To Socially Distance Yourself From Such Ideas – It’s been a weird couple of years, and the fixation with toilet paper was one of the weirdest parts, for sure!

Some EXTRA Branding Awareness – The conspiracies go deeper than I thought…

 

We hope you enjoyed this Toilet-Paper-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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