10 Stories About Toilet Paper You Won’t Want To Flush!
Dear readers,
You’ll never guess what “national holiday” is today. Go ahead, try and guess. I’ll wait.
IT’S NATIONAL TOILET PAPER DAY (US)! I know, I know. I’m excited, too! The panic buying of last year gave us all a much deeper appreciation for a nice, plush roll of toilet paper. (Or a bidet. You do you.)
In honor of our favorite cottony commodity, we’ve rounded up 10 stories from our archives about toilet paper!
Her Facebook Is Going Down The Toilet (Paper) – Hits from the comments: “And I thought people who Instagram every meal they have were weird.”
Best To Just Roll With It – I just want to know where they stored all of those rolls!
The Type Of Wipe Can Make One Gripe – Time to start carrying tissues or something.
A Roll Rehearsal Before Bowel Reversal – OOF. Time to order takeout.
Cleaning The House Religiously – How how the toilets have turned. Uh, I mean tables.
Drawer-ing Conclusions – People do have breaks, you know.
Weird Conversation Wipe-Out – This is so romantic!
Clogged By Her Own Entitlement – Even for two dollars, that toilet paper’s still cheaper than a plumber!
Time To Socially Distance Yourself From Such Ideas – It’s been a weird couple of years, and the fixation with toilet paper was one of the weirdest parts, for sure!
Some EXTRA Branding Awareness – The conspiracies go deeper than I thought…
We hope you enjoyed this Toilet-Paper-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
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