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10 Stories About Nothing! (Okay, It’s Actually About Lazy Employees)

| Right | January 16, 2021

Dear readers,

Today is National Nothing Day.

That’s it. That’s the post.


Okay, fine. My boss says I still have to make a roundup for today, so here are 10 stories about notoriously lazy employees and bosses doing as close to nothing as they can. Read them quickly so you can get back to a nice, relaxing day doing nothing.


So Much Ado About Nothing – This guy worked so hard at being lazy that he almost circled back around to productive.

Your Checkout Does Not Check Out – Present me hates past me for things like this.

Pin The Tail On The Culprit – At least Eeyore didn’t screw over his coworkers.

Inexcusable Behavior Will Get You Excused – Hits from the comments: “Congrats, employee. Ya threw away two weeks’ pay.”

Slacker Packer – Time to send this slacker packer packing!

Tip Of The Hat Towards Karma – You do nothing, you get nothing. Simple.

Her Plan Bombed – That sounds incredibly illegal.

Does Not Compute – Well… she’s not using the computer for personal stuff anymore…

Giving You A Piece Of My Mind – And My Guts – Hits from the comments: “Stories like this make me reconsider whether I should go out to eat or have takeout ever again.”

Let Slip How Lazy They Are – Hits from the comments: “…and that’s when I killed him, Your Honor.”


We hope you enjoyed this Nothing-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

23 Infuriating Stories About Lazy Customers


23 Ridiculous Stories About Bankers You Just Can’t Bank On

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