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10 Stories About Disgusting Customers That Will Gross You Out!

| Right | November 24, 2020

Dear readers,

In these strange times, cleanliness and hygiene are more important than ever. Sadly, it seems that some customers never got the memo. We’ve rounded up ten gag-worthy stories about our grossest, most grimy, most gag-inducing customer encounters. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Please proceed only if you have a strong stomach!


You Gotta Be Flushing Kidding Me – Thank God that “NO!” is a complete sentence.

The Frozen Wastes – If they thought that was the bathroom, then where did they… Oh, no!

Fresh Until Proven Spoiled – At least it wasn’t a “pressed ham.”

Pray He Doesn’t Sit Behind You – Please throw that away… in a biohazard bin.

A Time To Laugh, But Mostly A Time To Cry – You’re old enough to own up to s*** like this, lady.

Fecal Tender – Let’s hope that’s the only thing this customer s*** in.

The Fine Art Of Self Grossed-Outification – You mean that thing you were just touching?

Not-so-righteous Indignation – Hits from the comments: “I hope she means baby goats…”

One More Puke On The Path To Recovery – Whatever they’re paying this employee, it’s not enough.

Not-So-Immaculate Conceptions – Shout-out to my boss for making me read this. I’ll just be vomiting now, excuse me.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about the grossest customers and don’t need too much mind bleach! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

23 Stories About Customers Who Should Quit Smoking – For OUR Health


23 Times Customers Said “Screw The Environment!”

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