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10 Stories About Customers Who Don’t Quite Know How The World Works

| Right | December 11, 2020

Dear readers,

Some customers are the living embodiment of the meme, “That’s not how this works. That’s not how ANY of this works.” So far removed are they from the common knowledge of how the world works that it makes you wonder how they get out of bed in the morning.

We’ve rounded up ten stories about customers who have no idea how even the simplest of processes work. Careful, you might lose some brain cells reading these…


Getting To The Root Of The Problem, Part 2 – Blonde jokes are archaic and gross, but… well…

It’s Time To Stamp Out Stupidity – How do you get a license? Or electricity for your home? Or anything?

The Times, They Are A Changing – Maybe they should just switch to “card only” at this point.

Has The Gall To Ask Those Questions – Humans aren’t starfish, you know.

You’ll Find That In The Irony Section – We sure hope the book helps…

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 10 – There really ought to be some kind of intelligence test to apply for a credit card.

Redefine Online – 3D printers aren’t that advanced.

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 12 – I don’t even know where to start to help this one.

Pick It Before The Ticket – Is this your first time at a theater?

Physician, Heal Thyself – And this person is in the medical profession somehow? YIKES.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers who don’t quite get how things work. Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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