10 Stories About Customers Who Couldn’t Face The Music

Dear readers,

Most of us know our Beatles from our Van Morrisons, and who out of those is actually still alive. And then there are the following musically ignorant folk who can’t seem to escape the store without ensuring that day was the day the music died.

Put on some happy tunes and read these ten stories from our archives about the lyrically lax and the melodically moronic!

Missed The Doors Of Opportunity – “The Doors” are different from “the doors,” as it happens.

Best Try The Duet Yourself Checkout – “I’m afraid currency is the currency of the realm.”

Not The Only Hollow Thing In The Store – Her stupidity out on display.

Customers Are Going Gaga – We sure hope this isn’t the start of a Bad Romance.

I Dreamed A Dream Of Calls Gone By – I think we all know what Simon would have to say about this.

Pay The Price And Face The Music – That’s… literally not how anything works.

Out Of Tune With The Conversation – Hits from the comments: “No, Patrick, listening to Taylor Swift is not an instrument… Horseradish is not an instrument, either.”

Eva-nonsense – To be fair, I’d be interested to know what the difference was, too.

The Day The Music Died – Still on the Internet, I’m guessing.

Constructive Criticism For The Music Industry – I’m afraid we can’t Carrie out this request.

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about musically ignorant customers! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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