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10 Plucky Stories About Savory, Delicious Chicken!

| Right | September 13, 2021

Dear readers,

As we’ve created our roundups for you, we’ve started to notice that there really is a holiday for everything. But did you know that there’s an entire month devoted to celebrating chicken?! That’s right, folks. September is National Chicken Month in the USA!

Chicken is a delicious protein that can be served up in any number of delicious ways. But perhaps the people in these 10 stories from our archives should just stick with beef.

 

Breast Not To Correct Them – The last time I saw white chicken legs, I was with my dad at the pool.

Give Me Whatever Moos, Part 2 – The word “no” has never felt quite so inadequate.

The Engendered Confusion – Did he think chickens reproduced by budding?

Cannibalizing An Old Saying – Just show him the movie Soylent Green and call it a day.

And A Happy Nude Year! – We’ve read NAW stories that were more offensive, but none so titilating.

Try The New Frankenchicken! – If you’d like your chicken burned, that could always be arranged.

The Server Is Not Always Right – And that’s why I always check the bag before I leave.

Basic Subtraction, Part 2 – People like this are the reason restaurants have “no substitution” policies.

Tits Hard To Think When The Weather’s Nipply – This reminds me of that sandwich they sold at [Fast Food Place] where it had fried chicken instead of buns.

Sometimes, You Just Can’t Win – Hits from the comments: “‘Boasted’ chicken is absolutely the greatest, tastiest, freshest, healthiest chicken ever conceived anywhere ever!”

 

We hope you enjoyed this Chicken-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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