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10 More Hilarious Stories About Customers Demanding The Impossible

| Right | January 13, 2021

Dear readers,

Customers demanding the impossible are nothing new on this site. But then there are those customers whose demands are so out-there, so crazy, so absolutely positively outside the realms of reality that it makes us question if the customer asking for it isn’t living in a dream world.

We’ve rounded up ten more stories about customers demanding the impossible because there were too many of them to have just the one roundup!


This Problem Has Been Addressed – How did you expect the coupons to get to you, then?

Let Me Just Go Check In The Back-terium – Wait. I thought Stilton was bleu cheese.

Talking Turkey Results In Mass Deviations – I’d say, “No,” but I feel like even that would confuse you.

I Have A Sinking Feeling – Somebody took a particular Disney film way too seriously.

Chroniton & Paste – Maybe they meant to ask what time he was racing?

Technology To Shout About – You want to shout an entire speech or conversation? That sounds exhausting.

Sounds Like They’ve Had Too Many Bottles Already – If you get a glass with water and you pour some wine into it…

Customer’s A Real Dodo – Hits from the comments: “Exotic – the word you were looking for perhaps, customer?”

A Sign That Tells The Future Is A Sign – If you can figure out a way for us to do that, feel free to share.

Goodbye Dolly – I’m so glad this roundup is over. I can’t take any more stupid today.


We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers demanding the impossible! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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